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...fuck, I dunno. Would our lives really be different if Mom and Dad hadn't died? I mean, other than having a home to go to when we got sick of wandering? I mean-argh, I hate thinking about this stuff, I don't wanna turn into some mopey idiot who messes up his life dwelling on the past. I just wanna party and get laid and have a good time.

I wanna just live.

So the other day I saw a cat trying to walk on its hind legs!

So I met this really hot chick the other day. She invited me back to her place...and she lives alone.

So aside from Irving making everyone barf, how're you guys all holding up out there?

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Yeah, maybe I should just get everyone a deck of cards.

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Irving: New boots? A muzzle for the demon horse? Bag of potatoes?

Loki: Dead fish? ...nah, prank gift'd be too predictable. Hat? Funky scarf? Deck of cards?

Hmm, cards could work!

So...Floran, huh! Nice place!

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...damn. Why's she gotta live in freakin' Korin?

So what, it's just a little travel. Nothing I aint used to, right?

...okay, a dog and a rabbit in the same space means a dead rabbit. So how come I'm seeing a live rabbit hopping around and a dog licking its wounds?

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Sometimes I feel like I can't remember 'em. I mean, they were cool and all, but...hmm, what would our lives be like if they were still here?



...probably not that different! I mean, us guys would still leave to hunt and have adventures, we'd just have to remember to write letters home! Yeah.